A snippet of a conversation Mallory and I were having in the car on the way to school this morning:
Mallory: (hiccup) Mommy, I have the hiccups.
Mommy: That means you are growing!
Mallory: Does it also mean I have a scratchy bottom?
Mommy: I don't know. Do you have a scratchy bottom?
Mommy: Then I guess hiccups don't mean a scratchy bottom.